The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via lanoyalandfall)

I love you, but dislike you.

—tickoff—yourlovers.tumblr.com (via yoursixwordstory)

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via setharooni)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Nothing spookier than sitting alone in your house and hearing toys speaking in the next room.

If I go missing, Lightning McQueen did it.