The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I just google image searched for “Bird Eating Spider” because apparently I never ever want to sleep again.

thosetufts:

swagarian:

A guest at my friend’s hotel left these behind 

Yes, that is a four-person jacuzzi filled with magic: the gathering cards

Nerds are out of control

thosetufts:

swagarian:

A guest at my friend’s hotel left these behind

Yes, that is a four-person jacuzzi filled with magic: the gathering cards

Nerds are out of control

(via lanoyalandfall)

  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛